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Apple unveils the iPad and now the iPad jokes
There were the good: I'm already going through like 4 or 5 iPads a day because of my heavy workflow.

The bad: I'm not sure how I feel yet about the iTampon ... I mean the iPaps.
I mean the iPad. iPad it's great, but does it have wings?

"Will women send their husbands to the Apple store to buy iPads?"

The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

The 64 gig iPad will forever be known as the "Heavy Flow" model.

Microsoft’s answer to the iPad is the “Technical Automatic Material Peripheral Onboard Notebook,” or TAMPON. Coming real soon.

I heard that for one week out of every month the iPad will be unresponsive and seem harsh when you touch it

12 Step Internet Recovery Program
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... coz the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

The Typical Software Engineers
Day 1
First Software Engineer: A new girl had joined my project, She has okay looks but not eye-catching :(
Second Engineer: "Give it sometime she will start looking good to you".

After 3 days
First Software Engineer: Yaar, that girl is not that bad either.
Second Engineer: "Give it sometime she will start looking good to you".

After one week
First Software Engineer: Hey dude, I donna what has changed but she has started looking better than before!
Second Engineer: "Give it some more time she will start looking even better and you will fall for her".

After 3 weeks
First Software Engineer: Boss you are a genius, how did you know that I will start liking her so much?
Second Engineer: "That's very typical of software engineers dear, we are so adjusting……"

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS..
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format

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